Bueventura Geronimo hates reklamador

 YRONG-YRONG -- Circa 1996:  miss those yonder decade when Yrong-Yrong's reklamador-in-chief in the person of Buenaventura Geronimo, fought tooth and nails against rulers headed by Haring Mansueto.

Datu Mansueto allowed his chieftains to fence off Plaza de Salog and fleeced entrance fees from visitors: Reklamador-in-chief Buenaventura screamed illegal, slammed the book Local Government Code of 1991 on his desk during discussions at the city legislature, and hailed Haring Mansueto and cronies to court. The regional trial court went for the reklamador's contention that plazas "are beyond the commerce of man" (of course, of man; do plants and beasts engage in commerce?).

In the same year or thereabouts, Reklamador formed the Yrong-Yrong Business Club comprising his handpicked loyal allies. The club spawned another organization, the Anti-Flood Coalition that raised fists and fury, including a major mass mob that capped by a miting-di-abansi of sort at the defunct Provincial Capitol Amphitheater, crucifying Haring Mansueto for the series of floods that periodically paralyzed transport of goods and people, education and other businesses.

Haring Mansueto belittled the noises of Reklamador akin to Shakespeare's play of rattled people expending energies, much ado about nothing. "They are making mountains of molehills," he declared. "There is only ponding not flooding."

Bueventura and his gang fired back with more flurry of noises prompting Haring Mansueto to remark: "Karon, ipa-inom ko sa imo tanan nga tubig baha (I'll have you swallow flood water)" or something to that end.

Of course, Reklamador-in-chief, never drank any murky water, much less one scooped from the flood. 

He's now succeeded to the throne of Haring Mansueto, dwarfing the latter's hotheadedness because of his forked tongue that hissed at the slightest sound of criticism like what he exhibited when confronted with press people, asking him to explain why and how despite billions of pesos government plunked into the drainage system, Yrong-Yrong still went under water during and after the downpour afternoon of July 16, 2024.

Yes, no mistake about that: Bueventura Geronimo is now enemy numero uno of all reklamadores including his younger self of yonder 1996. Bilatibay!

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