Maan dlang kaninyo dyan, Bernardo (5)

Ay, maan dlang kaninyo dyan, Bernardo 
Darwa ka buyong: Ustadz Kams
and Datu Ibra
Gainit kag gasadya ron tlad pulitika sa banwa ta!
Ginpaman-an urihi nga dya kang taga-NTC ang Aksyon kag ang darwa ka buyong nga blocktimers, sanday Ustadz Kamlon kag Datu Ibra, nga tugruan ang ahensya nga ra kang kopya kang sangka episode nanda.
"You are hereby ordered to preserve copy of that program dated _____, 2015 and furnish the voice recording thereof to this office in 15 days upon receipt hereof," ku-un kang darwa ka buyong sa sulat halin sa NTC.
Hay, ang darwa ka buyong nga dya, sagad nanda sulsol si Gerardo Bulaklak bahin sa mga anomaliya-kunu kang banwa ta sa idalom kang pangdumarahan ni Datu MakNapul.
Sabat tana ni Gerardo: "Ay, bukun si MakNapul ra: si MacNapoles tuud na kara nga ngaran."
Gakinaradlaw sanda nga tatlo sa kahanginan pero ang iban tana napikon, amo to nga nagsulat sa NTC nga orderan ang Aksyon nga kopyahan kang recording hay magfile gid kun tana ti libel.
Ang NTC: National Tele-communication Commission, nga nagadumara kang mga telcos kag broadcast industry.
Ay, maan dlang kaninyuo dyan, Bernardo kag Gerardo!

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